Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
he loves me and I love you
Therefore, vicariously he loves you
Even if you're a Jew
Mr. Pirrip: Sometimes he's nutty, sometimes he's corny,
he can be brown or greenish-brown
But if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve,
he might come to your town
Townsfolk: Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
He loves me. I love you
Heeeeeeee Looooooves Yoooooouu!
Mr. Hankey: Well, I've got a loong night ahead of me.
Bye-bye and Merry Christmas
Cartman: Good-bye Mr. Hankey! Bring me lots of presents!
I always believed in you!
