Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. Slim Shady
Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the class for one second?
Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
Try ''cid and get fuскed up worse that my life is? (Huh?)
My brain''s dead weight, I''m trying to get my head straight
But I can''t figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!"
Uh-uhhh! "So why''s your face red? Man you wasted!"
Well since age twelve, I''ve felt like I''m someone else
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee''s tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
C''mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that''s my girl dog!)
I don''t give a fuск, God sent me to piss the world off!
My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high
The only problem was, my English teacher was a guy
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
And stapled his nuts to a stack of papers (Owwwwwwww!)
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup
Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians
Raping lesbians, while they''re screaming "LET''S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn!)
I told her I''d grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doing drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
And try to touch your hands like some screaming Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
(Dude, can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it: ''Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!''
Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
Dr. Dre, don''t just stand there, OPERATE!
I''m not ready to leave, it''s too scary to die (Fuск that!)
I''ll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive (Huh yup!)
Am I coming or going? I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
I ain''t had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide (Whoops!)
Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)
I spit when I talk, I''ll fuск anything that walks (C''mere)
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!)
YOU AIN''T GOT NO TITS! (WAHHH!)
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!)
I''m steaming mad (Arrrggghhh!)
And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had
Согласно исследованиям американского управления по контролю качества пищевых продуктов и лекарственных средств, примерно 85% медикаментов сохраняют лечебное действие долгое время после окончания срока годности — некоторые до 15 лет. При этом их эффективность с течением времени может незначительно снижаться, но большая часть изначального потенциала остаётся. Среди исключений из этого правила — нитроглицерин, инсулин и некоторые жидкие антибиотики.
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#11
K, I am going to attempt to drown myself
You can try this at home
You can be just like me
Mic check 1, 2
We Recording
I''m cancerous
So when I diss you, you wouldn''t wanna answer this
If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
I strangled you to death and I choked you again
And break your fuckin legs till your bones poke through your skin
You beef wit me, I''ma even the score equally
Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat your ass legally
I get too blunted off the funny home grown
Cuz when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono
So if I said I never did drugs
That would mean i lie and get fucked more than the President does
Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
I ripped her fuckin tonsils out and fed her sherbet
My nerves hurt, and lately I''m on edge
Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blonde dreads
Every girl I ever went out with has gone lez
Follow me and do exactly what the song says
Smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people
And drink and jump behind the wheel like it was still legal
I''m dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
So I''m dumb enough to ask for a date wit Lauryn Hill
Some people only see that I''m white, ignoring skill
Cuz I stand out like a green hat wit a orange bill
But I don''t get pissed, y''all don''t even see through the mist
How the fuck can I be white, I don''t even exist
I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave
Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave
My middle finger wont go down, how do I wave
And this is how I''m supposed to teach kids how to behave
Now follow me and do exactly what you see
Don''t you wanna grow up to be just like me
I slap women and eat shrooms then O.D.
Now dont you wanna grow up to be just like me
Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole
When we heard a knock at the door, must of been Ron Gold
Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold
Killed em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco
My mind wont work if my spine don''t jerk
I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt
I''m not a player just a ill rhyme sayer
That''ll spray an Aerosol can up in the ozone layer
My rap style''s warped, I''m running out the morgue
Wit your dead grandmother''s corpse then throw it on your porch
Jumped into a chicken hawk cartoon with a cape on
And beat Fog Horn Leghorn with an acorn
I''m bout as normal as Norman Bates, wit deformative traits
A premature birth that was 4 minutes late
Mother are you there, I love you
I never meant to hit you over the head wit that shovel
Will someone explain to my brain
That I just severed a main vein
With a chainsaw and I''m in pain
I take a breather inside
Either I''m high, or I''m nuts
Cause if you ain''t even in this room neither am I
So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass
Then It''s probably obvious that I got it on with her
Cause when I drop it off with this solo shit it''s over with
I bought cages tape opened it and dubbed over it
I came to the club drunk with a fake ID
Don''t you wanna grow up to be just like me
I''ve been with 10 women who got HIV
Now don''t you wanna grow up to be just like me
I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
Don''t you wanna grow up to be just like me
I tied a rope around my penis then I jumped from a tree
You probably wanna grow up and be just like me
В час когда зажигаются свечи.
В каждом дома и в каждом окне.
Это пришёл, праздничный вечер.
Пусть на улице вьюга и ветер,
Но даже они улыбаются мне.
И звон часов в праздничный вечер.
Новый-новый-новый гоооод, все мечты исполнит.
Новый-новый-новый гоооод, мы на год запомним.
Новый-новый-новый гоооод, не жалейте свечи.
Новый-новый-новый гоооод, в новогодний вечер.
Новый год. Новый год. Новый год.
Разукрашена золотом ёлка,
В эту ночь город сказкою стал.
Море огней, в праздничном свете.
Запах мягких зелёных иголок,
Долгих месяцев наша мечта.
Пусть дарит мне, вьюга свой ветер.
Новый-новый-новый гоооод, все мечты исполнит.
Новый-новый-новый гоооод, мы на год запомним.
Новый-новый-новый гоооод, не жалейте свечи.
Новый-новый-новый гоооод, в новогодний вечер.
Новый год. Новый год. Новый год.
Новогодняя зимняя сказка,
И 12 ударов часов.
Станет добрей, белая вьюга.
Карнавальные яркие маски,
Шум весёлых хмельных голосов.
Пожелайте в 12 часов, счастья друг другу.
Новый-новый-новый гоооод, все мечты исполнит.
Новый-новый-новый гоооод, мы на год запомним.
Новый-новый-новый гоооод, не жалейте свечи.
Новый-новый-новый гоооод, в новогодний вечер.
Новый год. Новый год. Новый год.
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